Someone needs to make me understand. I want to just ask Rob why? Michael Myers and his story is not BK. You can't have it your way. If you don't know the story of Mike, let me enlighten you. Michael was infected by a cult who told him he had to kill his family to save the village (This came out in Halloween 6, though it was foreshadowed in 5). He was not abused by his mother's drunken husband. Why Rob did you have to pour your disdain for humanity out on Halloween? WTF did Michael ever do to you?
The rip of Halloween 2 (I gave 1 the benefit of the doubt.) Let's start with the kill. Michael doesn't grunt when he kills. He's not angry when he kills. Michael kills out of necessity to get to that elusive family member. So why does Rob have Michael grunting as he over the top kills hapless people? Why is he showing human emotions such as rage? Why the freak is he killing people without his mask? Why does he look so unkempt? Michael's mask was always tucked in place, prepared for the kill.
The White Horse and his Mother (Why?) Michael parents are irrelevant. His thoughts are his own. Our insight into Michael's thoughts come from Loomis' insights from the years he was his therapist.
Which brings us to Loomis. If I believed in that, I'd say Donald Pleasance was spinning in his grave. The mercenary Loomis portrayed by Sting. Get the freak outta here. What is going on? It's like Rob Zombie sat down with a line of coke and said how can I f up a classic American tale of horror? How can I corrupt this tale of horror and make it a perverted tale of greed and incongruous nonsense? Well, Rob you succeeded.
I spent the movie asking why is this happening or just saying WTF? It's like Rob said how do I want to kill someone? I can't do it so I'll f up Halloween and make Michael my hit man. Well, Rob, Michael is not your effing hit man. He's not here for your frustration. He killed for purpose, not rage and perversion. Definitely not because of a white horse being led by his stripper mom with too much eye makeup. His inner child was displayed only by the slightly innocent tilt of his head, not some little clown suited kid running around.
Elements of Jason Voorhes pulled in to further denigrate Michael. Such as the mother telling him to kill. The inner child tormenting him. There was innocence to his victims. With Rob's travesty, you were felt nothing really for the victims. They were so deplorable. They were the basest of human conditions. WHY!!! I don't understand! I want another Halloween, but i don't want Rob to have shnickle to do with it. You hear me you little perv? You get to have jack shnickle to do with it.
The rip of Halloween 2 (I gave 1 the benefit of the doubt.) Let's start with the kill. Michael doesn't grunt when he kills. He's not angry when he kills. Michael kills out of necessity to get to that elusive family member. So why does Rob have Michael grunting as he over the top kills hapless people? Why is he showing human emotions such as rage? Why the freak is he killing people without his mask? Why does he look so unkempt? Michael's mask was always tucked in place, prepared for the kill.
The White Horse and his Mother (Why?) Michael parents are irrelevant. His thoughts are his own. Our insight into Michael's thoughts come from Loomis' insights from the years he was his therapist.
Which brings us to Loomis. If I believed in that, I'd say Donald Pleasance was spinning in his grave. The mercenary Loomis portrayed by Sting. Get the freak outta here. What is going on? It's like Rob Zombie sat down with a line of coke and said how can I f up a classic American tale of horror? How can I corrupt this tale of horror and make it a perverted tale of greed and incongruous nonsense? Well, Rob you succeeded.
I spent the movie asking why is this happening or just saying WTF? It's like Rob said how do I want to kill someone? I can't do it so I'll f up Halloween and make Michael my hit man. Well, Rob, Michael is not your effing hit man. He's not here for your frustration. He killed for purpose, not rage and perversion. Definitely not because of a white horse being led by his stripper mom with too much eye makeup. His inner child was displayed only by the slightly innocent tilt of his head, not some little clown suited kid running around.
Elements of Jason Voorhes pulled in to further denigrate Michael. Such as the mother telling him to kill. The inner child tormenting him. There was innocence to his victims. With Rob's travesty, you were felt nothing really for the victims. They were so deplorable. They were the basest of human conditions. WHY!!! I don't understand! I want another Halloween, but i don't want Rob to have shnickle to do with it. You hear me you little perv? You get to have jack shnickle to do with it.
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