Thursday, January 6, 2011

Movie Rant: Stepfather

Stepfather and why you die... One why you got this grown ass strange man in your house with your kids afte 6 mos. Two if you see a mofo on America's Most Wanted, why you gonna go tell said killers bb, instead of calling the popo's? Three if mommy's Duracell stand-in smacksthe shit out of the back of your neck, tell yo' daddy. Him and your mama hate each other; he gonna investigate if only for spite. Four,  dumb b, if the neighbor says she saw lil daddy on AMW, JFGI (just freaking google it). You got kids; you owe it to them to investiate that ish. Last if yo desperate ass neighbor ignores you about her serial killer fiance, NOW might be a good time to try for the reward before he comes to kill you. Too late, you dead.

Okay, so kid did tell his daddy, but bottom bitch didn't listen and apologized to the asshole that choked her son. #yoassdeservestodie. "My family never used physical force." <mocking falsetto> That's why yo kids dumb as hell and don't listen to ish you got to say. Might be why the ex started diddling the secretary cause you SUCK! I have always loved Sela Ward's work, but now I must wonder if she gagged and barfed every day after playing that weak kneed bitch.

You don't see nothing wrong with that ass quitting his job. Insecure asshole. Oh, wait, no KILLER!

"I don't care what gotdamn religion he is." <-- she sinks lower into the abyss of stupidity, desperation and bitchness.

Soooooo.... I'm headedto the airport but I stop to get on my knees in the storm to get an umbrella out of the pool. That's why you dead. Sad.

If you live, don't think anyone is going to invite you and your new man over for barbecue, cause why? Your last man was psycho and killd all of your other friends. Also, if you discover your step dad had your dad's phone call the popo. If someone asks you to be lookout with your phone, make sure your battery is charged.

‎3 against 1 and you have a crowbar; why yall running like he got a uzi? #theynotblack He should've never made it out of the bathroom alive. She should've stomped the ish out of him. Now he's free to pursue sme other dumb victim, with a mullet no less, who giving out all her personal information at the hardware store.

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